Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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listen to the sluti dropped some drunk whore at her house after a party. she didnt evan offer me a blowjob for my trouble. anyways she lived out of the way in some freaky deaky woods that id never been to before. she told me the exact directions out of this place and i sort of tuned out after the first few words. anywhoo i ended up driving around some fucking wank village for 2 hours then ended up in central london which is a major detour to get home. last time i give a drunk slut a lift home unless i know its a sure thing.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:43, Reply)
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