Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Blue bloodCopper sulphate. Lovely stuff you got to play with at school on a little petridish to go on top of your bunsen burner. So very blue, so very pretty, so don't you dare touch it or it'll burn right through your skin. So what does class clown Justin do? Starts chucking it round, some lands on the back of his hand, and we watch it melt, replacing lily white man flesh with a lovely gaping bloody hole. For someone whose voice had just broken, he couldn't half scream like a girl.
Speaking of girls, Impulse is much better saved for spraying round your pits for attracting the likes of Justin, NOT sprayed all over the aforementioned bunsen burner. When a man you've only just met suddenly goes up in flames, that, my friends, is Impulse.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 21:37, Reply)
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