Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Do staplers have instructions...?Well,i presume they do,but I didnt read them. When I was very young,I was showing off to my mum about how i was gonna fix a stapler with a staple stuck in it (I was only about 6). Mum said ok,as long as i dont staple my finger....
Luckily I got the bugger out before my mum actually found out,and stopped the bloodflow. I didnt even cry!
Also,when my mum told me not to bite my nails or id get an infection. Hah,I though,old wives tales.
A few months later,I had a giant green ballon-finger. And I didnt show my mum until my friend made me,giving the reason "well,what if you have,like..finger cancer?"
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:30, Reply)
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