Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Condoms: Do not dispose of in a toiletWhy?
Because they fill up when you flush and block the drains, causing your dad to open the drain cover in the road outside your house to unblock them, resulting in him fishing out the offending article (now swollen with subsequent flushings and full of god knows what), leading to a very embarrasing interrogation to discover what exactly you've been up to that requires a condom...
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:29, Reply)
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