Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Kidney infection, Glastonbury"Take one tablet 3 times a day, infection will clear up within 48 hours"
Excuse me? Festival will be over by then! So, let's take 3 every three hours, plus a load of erm, less prescribed pills, and top it all off with some pear cider. Fantastic.
It would be a much better story if I'd died or become a long-term burden to the state or something but I in fact had a top time. Possibly the different chemicals kept each other in balance and prevented meltdown, like the time a mate took 6 Nytol and 6 Proplus to see which would win. Both won. Actually, that's a much better story. Fuck it. Also, I'm secretly drunk at work as I type this, that's not in my contract, yeah? HA
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:57, Reply)
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