Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Ammonia"Don't sniff the ammonia" says our northern bitch of a teacher. "Fuck that," think I, "this ain't no dang nanny-state, pass the beaker, someone."
So of course I sniffed it, and was promptly sent reeling, nose aflame. Much tutting and "I told you so"-ing ensued.
Then a friend of mine turned up (late), and I made her suck up a lungful of it, saying it smelt like the pear drops we were (unsucessfuly) making. She nearly passed out, vomited, and cried hysterically, in that order. I got a week of detentions. Worth it.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:45, Reply)
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