Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Dive diveI was on a dive boat in the tropics, and there were only two instructions. The first was not to point your feet at the Buddhist offering on the front of the boat. The second was not to do a poo in the marine toilet while the boat was stationary (cos it just goes straight into the sea).
One chap on our boat ignored the second instruction. Thus, some happy first-time divers, all excited about going underwater for the first time and seeing amazing tropical fish and coral reefs, were treated to the sight of his turd floating past. Nice.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 22:23, Reply)
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