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When I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.

He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.

What instructions have you ignored?

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Booked a table at a very nice, expensive restaurant
When we got there, they hadn't prepared our table.

Or in fact have a clue who we were.

Turns out we'd booked it for the previous week.

Bah. Worst meal out EVER



I have a large penis
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 10:51, Reply)

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