Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Again, slightly off topic....But it turns out my body hasn't read the instructions that came with it.
Especially the one that expressly forbids it from puking while I'm asleep.
Though it was thoughtful enough to aim for the floor, almost entirely covering a small rug and missing my bed. This time.
And It seems I ate a whole baby last night, because I can't think of anything else that explains the amount of solid waste on that rug.
Wooyay for 18th birthday celebrations
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 11:02, Reply)
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