Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Don't watch this film while stoned.......is an instruction I frequently ignored during my student days. Got my come uppance when a friend lent me a copy of David Cronenberg's "Videodrome", with strict instructions not to watch it while stoned "...and this time I really mean it." Yeah, whatever, pass the spliff, puff, toke, hit Play...
...and end up curled up in a ball on the armchair watching through my fingers, not daring to turn the player off as that would involve moving closer to the TV (remote control long since missing presumed dead).
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 22:44, Reply)
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