Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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In reference to my previous post...I decided to wash the bile-encrusted organism that was once a small rug, as the smell was making want to give it some friends.
Anyway, it turns out there IS a good reason why it says hand wash only.
Because it will clog up the washing machine with red bits of fluff.
And it'll will end up a small, red, circular 'rug' which doesn't sit flat, and which will shed EVEN MORE fluff on your nice new carpet.
So I go from small vomit-monster to what looks like an extra from 'The Muppets do Menstruation'. Yay.
EDIT/ Apparently you're meant to leave these things out to dry. Bah
(, Sun 7 May 2006, 2:21, Reply)
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