Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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mmmm, smokyDisposable BBQ. Do not use indoors. Especially not in your 2nd floor apartment kitchen.
PAH!, I'm Australian. I can BBQ anywhere I like. Light BBQ. Place on stove top and turn on exhaust fan, that will take all the smoke outside where it won't be intrusive.
20 minutes later a knock at the front door. It's the german neighbours saying that the building is on fire and the firemen will be here in a few minutes.
Errr, I might know something about that. I..um..well you see...er..BBQ...kitchen...sorry. My bad. I make it stop now.
I finished cooking about half an hour later because I basically hate people.
It was tasty.
(, Sun 7 May 2006, 15:38, Reply)
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