Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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o how i should have listenedat a house party last september. got rather close to this allreyt looking bird with massive bangers. only it turned out that she was a disgusting fat beast with massive bangers and that in my rather crate of strongbow induced drunkness i thourght she looked rather nice. i did not heed my friends warnings and walk away instead i got my tongue down her throat and got my hands all over her rather large chesticles. it was only when i drove to her house to meet her for some premarital fun a week or so later that i realised that my friends had a point and that i should have listenend still boned it just didnt tell the slags that i like to call my buddies.
(, Sun 7 May 2006, 18:35, Reply)
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