Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Lung BiopsyMy best friend recently had a rather painful, serious lung biopsy.
Once they let her out of the hospital, she was instructed not to drive, carry anything, lift anything for at least two weeks to let the wound heal.
The next day, she was feeling ok (due to the amount of vicodin and other prescription narcotics to ease the pain) and decided to take the bins out.
One massive scream later, she passed out and spent 3 weeks in hospital having ripped her stitches apart and getting a horrible lung infection that could have killed her.
Silly girl.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 7 May 2006, 19:51,
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