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When I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.

He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.

What instructions have you ignored?

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Machinery is fun
I remember being at school in the technology room, now this was a room full of metal working equipment and safety notices everywhere.

At the time we were making penholders out of steel and so we needed to machine various parts.

Lesson starts and we get a safety lecture on using a lathe, specifically leaving the chuck key in.

Two seconds later not very cleaver kid steps up to the machine.. you guessed it he leaves the chuck key in, turns lathe on and WHACK!!! right in the groin!!! I chuckled with amusement. Now that might have tought most people a lesson, no. Kid picks up chuck key retightens the metal he is working on. Turns on lathe WHACK!!! AGAIN chuck key right in the groin again.... Twunt!

The bloody thing even had a warning sign on it about leaving the chuck keys in!!!

Length? Girth? You dirty bitches love it!
(, Sun 7 May 2006, 22:06, Reply)

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