Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Manliness or should it be Laziness?My mum and dad went on holiday for 2 weeks. All my money goes on drugs and alcohol. I run out of pot noodle, no money left i resort to living off what i can scavange. i find a frozen maccaronni and cheese microwave meal at the back of the freezer behind the yorkshire puds. I thought seeing as though microwaved food tastes like hairy ballbags, ill cook it in the oven.
I vaguely remember my girlfriend cooking something similar when i was at her house, she attacked the film lid with a fork and banged it the microwave for a bit.
I hammered the film lid with a fork and stuck it in the oven at around 200ish. thinking ill wait 20 mins, but then realise in a fan assisted oven it will take half the time. great stuff.
I eat my way through melted plastic film and half frozen half incinerated mac and cheese. I nearly ate it all because i was that hungry, as i go to scrape my plate i can see the oven cooking instructions mocking me:
Defrost before cooking
REMOVE film lid
For fan assisted cook at 170 deg for 30 mins
Ensure food is piping hot throughout before ingestion
I survived, i win.
Apologies....
(, Mon 8 May 2006, 3:40, Reply)
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