Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Hahawhen at a party a while ago....
quite drunk, okay, well, very smashed, was very very sick, etc. My 'mate' has pissed me off in some way months previously, so I decided that then was the time to exact my revenge. So I tried to punch him in the face (I'm an averagely sized girl, he's a tall,lanky but still supposedly stronger than me guy). He said: "don't bother, you're crap, you'll only fail and hurt yourself" (or something along those lines).
Nearly broke his nose/his glasses, the cunt.
Hmm, actually that was a pretty good not-following-instructions story, as I'd cheerfully do it again... Huzzah for violence!
(, Mon 8 May 2006, 4:48, Reply)
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