Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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IMPLIED INSTRUCTIONS....about axesMy Dad is the king of using spanners as hammers and screwdrivers as chisels.
My Grandfather (Dad's father in law) is the king of tools. Everything is sharp and clean. It's all in perfect working order. He has a dozen different hammers, one for any given situation. He has several dozen different screwdrivers. He had 5 different axes. All sharp and in perfect condition despite being 30 years old.
So my Dad borrows his big axe. And comes back to our house. And takes the pristine and ancient axe....
And chops A CAR in half.
My Dad is so cool.
(, Mon 8 May 2006, 9:58, Reply)
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