Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Harpoon gunsMe & my still best friend Jeremy were playing in our other friend Sean's garden one day. After looking in the shed we found a fully functional harpoon gun (Seans dad was in the navyu for years & had many toy's). Once found we lined up the garden Gnomes & shot them, after each shot one of us would have to run up the garden & retrieve the harpoon & then stand the Gnomes back up.
After standing the Gnomes up for the last time i turn around to see Jeremy with insane glee etched on his face as he points the reloaded spear gun at me. He made me open my legs up & then shot the harpoon between them missing my nut sack by about an inch.
Jeremy does not have a warning sign, but most likely should.
(, Mon 8 May 2006, 14:15, Reply)
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