Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Electricution Memory LossAfter having a harpoon shot at me by Jeremy 2 weeks earlier i was looking for revenge. While fixing his computer one day the oppertunity arose.
The computer would not switch on, i said to Jeremy "there are 2 bits in the power supply that arent connecting, if you connect them we can see if they are the problem & then fix them properly."
Jeremy says "What should i connect them with?"
I Say "Just do it with your fingers, but Jump as i switch it on, that way you wont be earthed & will not get shocked. All we need is to see if it will power on with them connected"
To my delight he went for it, on three, 1, 2, 3. Jeremy jumps, i switch it on, jeremy flys out of room, i laugh so hard i wet myself.
An interesting side note to this is, Jeremy then lost his short term memory for 2 weeks.
(, Mon 8 May 2006, 14:21, Reply)
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