Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Category D, 500WAfter a couple of fat ones I decided to make myself a jacket potato.
Too lazy to do it the old-fashioned way, I put said potato in the microwave and left it on, ignoring the words my kind mother had said to me; "8 minutes and then five more if needed."
Went upstairs and spaced out for twenty minutes. When I came back downstairs the kitchen was full of grey and noxious smoke and the microwave BLACK with whatever.
The potato? Like a fricking meteorite, so I chucked it into the garden where it shattered on the patio like glass.
(, Tue 9 May 2006, 11:20, Reply)
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