Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Not sure if it's actually in the instructions......A couple of years ago I worked on the cosmetic floor of a department store. Someone dropped a tester of a new fragrance with a transparant bottle and rather than get a new one (too much effort) thought I'd fix it. It went back together quite easily and checked it worked fine. However, in my macho smugness I thought I'd take a closer look at how it works and held it about 6 inches from my eye.
My eyeball's never smelt better.
(, Tue 9 May 2006, 11:26, Reply)
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