Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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So, so many.Firstly, ignoring instructions is not the same as not reading them in the first place. Indeed it is actually a greater indication of your (my) foolishness.
Keep Away From Naked Flame.
Do Not Write Down Your Pin.
Do Not Dispose Of In Fire.
Apply Sparingly.
Wear Sunscreen.
Do Not Pierce.
Danger Of Death. Keep Out.
Do Not Incinerate.
Do Not Point At People Or Animals.
Do Not Stop To Collect Personal Belongings.
Do Not Operate Machinery After Taking This Medicine.
Always Apply Two Coats.
Do Not Remove Safety Cover.
Isolate From Power Supply Before Removing Cover.
Do Not Operate With Cover Removed.
Do Not Trespass On The Railway
Do Not Stare Directly Into Beam.
Eat A Proper Meal Before Donating.
Wet Paint – Do Not Touch.
Respect Wildlife.
Always Wear A Helmet.
Do Not Work Under Raised Vehicle.
Keep Out Of Reach Of Children.
Always Read The Instructions.
Point Away From Face.
Always Close The Gate.
This Is Not A Step.
Always Support With Secure Axle Stands.
Use In A Well Ventilated Area.
Drink Responsibly.
(, Tue 9 May 2006, 11:55, Reply)
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