I see I'm not the only one...
Pro Plus is a remarkable device. Period.

Currently at college I have thoroughly needed it's bodyclock defying magic as I'm going through a stressful end-of-year type time.
However, when I didn't see its more useful properties, I just saw them as instruments of mayhem.

I was round a friends house after a band practise and I had been drinking a considerable quantity of Strongbow and was in no mood for sleeping. Please note at this point that I had a college performance (yes I do performing arts) the next morning and I should have maintained at least a vague level of bodily control.

So there we were, drinking away and watching Paramount Comedy. Happy days...

Then I saw the packet lying innocently on the side and enquired what they actually do.

'Find out' says he.

Finding relative amusement after taking 4, I just thought 'fuck it' and over the course of the next half an hour and bottle of JD, I eventually ended up taking 36.

Utter insanity took it's control and I found the adverts on TV a lot more amusing than the actual comedy - 'No Lassie, I can't save the village! I'm taking a break!'

The only time it went sour was when I attempted to reach the what-must-have-been 15ft high ceiling by only jumping (bear in mind I'm 5ft4), and on failing and landing, I slipped on the duvet that was on the floor and fell straight on my face (underneath the duvet was laminate flooring...). Still, I just got up, laughed and ran around.

Tomx

(P.S - Apologies for length but the real damage would have been done if I had attempted to copulate with anyone. I probably would have missed and ended up penetrating their earlobe...)
(I R Tomsk pyromaniacs will only inflame the situation, Tue 9 May 2006, 19:31, Reply)