Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Pain? Pleasure? Pain? Pleasure? Umm, which do I like best? Can't decide.While staying at my mates house I had a shower. I noticed some minty stuff and sniffed it. Lovely I thought, minty shower gel.
After covering myself liberally in said "Shower Gel", including my 'flower', I started to feel a bit tingly - down below.
Said tingliness turned to full on heat and searing pain, but alarmingly, it was quite nice, in a weird kind of way.
Finally read the label and found out it was some shampoo for a weird scalp condition.
Decided I liked the feeling and lathered up again.
Spent a full hour in the shower before hobbling out with a big smile.
(, Tue 9 May 2006, 19:44, Reply)
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