Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Fireworks eh?"Light the blue touch paper and retire" they say! Pfft.
Picture the scene...
Hazy summer evenings, cue an extremely younger frog and his friends messing around in the fields near the village. White Lightening and merriment ensued. It was getting dark so we thought: what could make this better? Rockets!
Had the instructions said "don't snap the stick off, light and lob at your friends, else he'll run full tilt into the steel support cable on a telegraph pole" he might have avoided some interesting scars...
Ahh happy days.
*pop*
(, Tue 9 May 2006, 21:09, Reply)
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