Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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lost in translationWhen I was in the military there was a guy who put his contacts in window cleaner.
His roommate mistranslated the korean label on a bottle the roommates parents had sent him.
His whole head was wrapped in thick bandages.
I'm just glad he wasn't actually a zombie, but it was shaky there for a minute.
(, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:07, Reply)
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