Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Beautiful SunMy next door neighbor lost his night vision for staring at the sun "because it was JUST so BEAUTIFUL!" Then again, no one, not even his parents, had ever told him not to stare at the sun, even though he lived in Arizona, where the sun is damned bright. Didn't it hurt? "Not exactly," he said.
Sharp pain in the eyes is an instruction of sorts, but ineffective when masochists are concerned.
(, Wed 10 May 2006, 7:02, Reply)
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