Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Ogwen69Despite the "Dogs must be carried joke" being frighteningly old, it still apparently causes amusement for some.
I used to work for the Underground; one of my co-workers called Paul found that joke really funny (no really) and would frequently say "Where's your dog? Dogs must be carried on the escalators you know!" to tired, stressed commuters. Until one day at King's Cross, one of the punters snapped and Paul got smacked in the mouth for it. Then it *was* funny for everyone else.
(, Wed 10 May 2006, 15:16, Reply)
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