I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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WellWhen I was nine, we had a little schoolboy (And
girl) pile up randomly on the playground (Not a
clue why). I managed to get out heroicly and
walk away, to be followed by some fat ginger
girl, who then punched me in the bollocks.
Pain.
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:12, Reply)
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