I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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"Dooley?""What..." *not paying attention - scrolling through iPod*
"Mr. Macey's arranged a class trip for our Form at school!"
"Mmhmm...?"
"Wanna know where it's too?"
"Mm..."
"BANGKOK! LOL!" *smacks in crotch, full pelt*
I was only wearing swimming trunks at the time. They offered no protection that the fly of a pair of sturdy jeans might offer. It bled, it bled.
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:18, Reply)
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