I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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poi...just hobbled back in after practicing my poi... corkscrewing away, concentrating really hard (ain't been doing it too long you see) when a guy and his dog wander up behind me and asks in a loud, nothern voice,
"wha's all this then?"
Cue lapse of concentration, cue whirling bag of lead shot landing squarely in the ol' love spuds. ouch!
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:24,
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