I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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school:kicked in the crotch by older boy,
surprising pain, but not the ball-ache variety,
go, clutching parts, to the loo, to be confronted by a wet red stain on my pants, pissed blood, (stung like a bastard)
went to the school nurse (an old dear) and showed her my injured member
sent away with a couple of paracetamol, the uncaring cow
turns out, i'd snapped my banjo string :(
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:25,
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