I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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The pain!I was five and had croup and the evil doctors decided that the solution to this was to SHOVE A LARGE SUPPOSITORY UP MY TINY FIVE YEAR OLD ARSEHOLE.
I remember being stunned into silence and my eyes watering. Now seventeen years later I just have nightmares...
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The Helpful Bear, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:28,
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