I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Clap Clinic ShenanigansFirst year at poly (as was), house party. Ended up in bedroom with young lady, picture the rest.....
Next day; ow ow ow my cock HURTS. Closer inspection reveals a white sore, about a half inch long, slightly oval in shape. Alarms ring.....
So off to the Uni quack who tells me to go to Whitechapel hospital clap clinic since everyone else uses Newham General. Nurse whips my cock out, takes a swab (ow!) and one down my japs eye (OWWW!!!), I get sent home to wait for results a few days later....
Results come back. No, it's not syphilis. It's a friction burn. Told to bathe cock in salt water, so I used housemate's tooth mug. Sorry Paul.
Hurt my bits like bloody murder so it counts, alright?
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Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:52,
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