I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Major painWell, apart from the obvious frenulum tearing (ouch ouch FUCKING OUCH STOP!! etc) my own particular favourite is when I was building the garden out of the back of my Mum's house. I'm bloody proud of that thing- patio, raised beds, decking, two dog kennels, walls, fences etc. All from scratch. Speaking of scratches, I backed onto a rather large splinter of wood whilst doing something (sawing, I believe) and I thought I had just poked the right buttock a bit. And I left it at that, for about three months or so. Three months later, I was in the shower and noticed that a blister on my arse hadn't gone down in an age. Same buttock. So, I do the blokey thing, and squeeze. Out comes a rather large splinter, followed by not a bit of blood. Yes, I had wood in my arse for three months and I didn't even know it. God help me if I should turn gay...
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 13 Jul 2006, 23:15,
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