I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
(
rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
« Go Back
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKINGThis QOTW is going to be so full of bollocks and urban myth it's not worth reading! Half the shit I've read before becoming so very, very bored, is total shit, made up shit.
If only you sad buggers would stay silent.
"If you've nothing good to say, say nothing" as my gran would say. If she wasn't dead.
(
Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 0:07,
Reply)
« Go Back