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Spent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
( , Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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...yes, the ones that have two wheels and pedals...
I hit a wall (being young and unexperienced). At a high velocity I left my seat and my groin was practically pierced by the handlebar"s crosstrees.
I could barely walk :(
( , Fri 14 Jul 2006, 2:45, Reply)
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