I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Not me...Not myself, but my younger cousin.
When he was about eight years old he opened every draw on a chest of draws in order to use them as stairs. Naked.
He climbs to the top to get some underwear. Losses balance and falls forward onto the open draws.
He cleanly and efficiently circumcised himself. The doctors said he was lucky he still had a penis at all.
My bits are just fine thankyou very much.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 3:06, Reply)
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