I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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"This scalpel's the wrong size - pass me one of the brown ones."I had external haemorrhoids. They're like the normal kind but kind of half-in, half-out, bigger than you'd think possible, and extremely painful. I could barely walk, sit or cough. I saw my doctor, who referred me to the hospital to have them lanced.
It was a fairly quick (but humiliating) procedure done under local anaesthetic, with students observing. There was no pain, but I could feel everything. My lasting memory was the surgeon saying, 'Right... now I'm going to put my finger right inside your bottom...'
When he'd finished he said, 'Well, I must say you're a braver man than me.'
'What do you mean?' I asked.
'Well, when I had these I just sat them out. Waited for them to go away by themselves.'
No one had ever told me that was an option.
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teedyay, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:02,
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