I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Well, my man-bits were doing just fine..........until a certain someone found out she was preggers.
She proceeded to kick me in the nuts.
Once i regained the ability to speak i explained that kicking me in the nuts now might be A BIT TOO FUCKING LATE.
Hurt for days....
Length? Girth? Both...lovingly attached to my girlies size 4.
NB: The babber is due on the 7th, and we are very pleased about it.
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The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:19,
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