I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I got chilli on her minge last nightThat was a tactical error. I'd been cooking chilli earlier in the eve, and damn tasty it was too. However, despite frequent hand washing, it appears the fiery burny goodness remained on my hands.
Mind way through a bit of the old FP, she began complaining of a burning sensation that wasn't lust for my meatpole.
Shag off, with bird in the bath rinsing her Beetle Bonnet. Bugger.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:25, Reply)
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