I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I feel I shall be posting many for this qotw..as I remember them!
Once whilst recieving oral-pleasures from a young-lady - my foreskin inverted. It was "inside out", which wouldn't have been a problem, but it had "dried" like that. So it was stuck. It was very painful to weeeee and tear-enducingly painful to pull back.
Being a manly man I decided to just go to sleepy - things fix themselves when you are asleep - but alas it did not. I had to stand there slowly unravelling my foreskin, it was very very painful as it was stuck to the point you couldn't even tell if was all folded over :(
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stevierar, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 11:00,
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