I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Not CricketLong time lurker, first time poster.
Yeas ago when i was a youngun at school, we were playing cricket in the school hall as it was raining outside. Class spazz is Batting, swings for the ball like he is playing basball, misses the ball, lets go of the bat, bat flies through the air and twats me straight on the helmet!! Cue crumpling to the floor in agony, and howls of laughter from classmates.
Worse: Helmet or Balls? Discuss
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 11:17, Reply)
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