I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Boxes And SacksI play cricket and there's always a danger of that small red ball doing some damage. And it did one day to my friend in a championship decider. He was hit square in the Judge Crackers by a bowler who was bowling about 80-85MPH. Even with the protector box in place, he didn't get up for about five minutes and went all squeaky voiced for the rest of the day.
Also, my brother and his pal jumped a farmers fence one day and said pal ripped that area clean open, so much so that both sacs(?) fell out. Ouch. My response on brother phoning from hospital to explain the incident was "That'll be the child benefit out the question then".
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 11:52, Reply)
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