I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Frenulum, I knew ye so well...Yeah you know what's coming.
About 10 years ago I was jumped by my girlfriend who was feeling particularly frisky and in the mood for a quickie. Suited me, and with a handfull of gorgeous woman I proceeded to manouvre the old chap into position for a good scuttling, and with one downward thrust of her hips "Ping!" I knew immediately that something was very wrong.
The frenulum had snapped, such was our over-eagerness for carnal satisfaction we hadn't allowed for lube, natural or otherwise, and I had a situation.
Watching blood well up from a fast dwindling erection made me go white as a sheet - The wound was tiny and healed in 24 hours, but I thought I was gonna have to go and get a stitch or something. I'll tell you now that seeing claret pissing out of your cock is something that no bloke should see, but on the upside that little bit of willy is 'very' sensitive now ;-)
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 12:51, Reply)
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