I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Mountain bikes are a good source of pain...Imagine the scene, on bike, heading down hill, hanging off the back as it was fairly steep and I felt no need to go headfirst over the bars
Then I hit something unexpected and slipped off the pedals to land perfectly on the back wheel, at this point spinning at a fair old speed...
Ouch
David
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 12:52, Reply)
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