I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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visiting my Dad in Hong Kong when I was 14I found the mozzys were a bit partial to me, so I took to covering myself in this mosquito repellant - I won't try and spell the name. It was a clear liquid and smelled just like tiger balm, and had the same pleasant tingling associated with it.
Only the tingling wasn't remotely pleasant on my crotch area. I 'readjusted' myself just after applying the stuff, and all of a sudden I disappeared to the bathroom with a bright red face.
my willy and goolies felt like they were on fire, and running them under the cold tap did nothing for it. After half an hour or so my Da knocked on the door and asked if I was OK.
Being rather embarrassed, I pretended I was fine, and returned to the living room. I don't think I was much company until what felt like hours later when finally it subsided to a nearly pleasant warm tingling.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 13:27, Reply)
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