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This is a question I hurt my rude bits

Spent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Rude reminiscences with a brief reference to the rude bits of a former colleague.
I was once appointed a trainee called Mark. He had a deal of ability and I trained him well in the arts of drinking, gambling, lying, thieving and generally reprobate type behaviour as well as his job. He once had an unfortunate accident in the cocktail bar of Lennons Hotel in Brisbane. He snorted Jack and Coke out his nose, which is painful not to mention embarrassing. The reason for the snort was due to a statement by a work colleague, a lady named Deanna who informed us she had anal warts due to the endless bummings she had received over the years. Her rude bits had been used by men for years prior to that with no ill effects. Once a large portion of the New South Wales State of Origin Rugby League team took advantage of said rude bits in the gents toilets at the Park Royal and she once did the under the table thing at a work Xmas function. Once in my role of Area Manager I visited her house at 8am one morning to take her to a temporary assignment. Imagine my surprise when I walked in to find several colleagues surrounding her with their tockleys out and Deanna tending to them. My rude bits were invited to join in but warned by her not to blow in her beautifully styled and coloured hair...oops too late.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 13:39, Reply)

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