I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Acute OrchitisIn one of my previous careers as a raving alcoholic Bukowski wannabe I was driving my car home from the Gold Coast races when I quickly shoved the stubby of Tooheys New I was drinking between my legs to avoid the attention of a big policeman on a motorbike. What felt initially like a routine nut crush became days of pain. The condition was diagnosed by Dr Clarke as acute orchitis when one of your testicles is knocked off its axis.
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